During the summer, when we're not jetsetting around the world, we summer locally on an island wonderland where are friends come to visit.
This past weekend our dear friend, Greg (who's name has been change) came with his delightful partner, Earl. You have to take a ferry to this island and luckily there's a bar at the ferry terminal to help you pass the time. When Greg went to get his second drink, someone bumped into him on his way out and you can guess what happened. Greg's drink went all over the floor! Tragic for sure. After a perfunctory apology, Mr. Bumpers went along his merry way. Luckily, the bartender was very kind and generous and replaced Greg's spilled milk, um, drink. Thank you nice bartender's of the world!
What Mr. Bumpers should have done was offer to buy another drink. And in case you were wondering, Greg was watching where he was going.